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Chickens man, these ladies will bleed you dry of all your money and then not produce any eggs... f*cking freeloaders! Yet, day after day we spend all our hard earned money on these cluckers! 

This unisex hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality.

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Classic fit
  • Runs true to size

Sizes XS-5XL

Design inspired by: 


#2 - These Cluckers - Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

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